All hail the Smut Lords!!!!!!!!!!

So me and the guys go to a little "shoppe" this weekend. It was a nice little store with knives, knick-knacks, and all sorts of things for your average eccentric. But then, there lied a realm beyond the store...a gateway of epic proportions guarded carefully by sentinels asking for the correct key to enter. Once the sentinel said it was alright, we ventured into the realm beyond the black saloon doors.......Pornucopia!!

We searched and reveled in our discovery as volumes and tomes depicting carnal lust and other prurient thoughts were right at our finger tips.

....If you're not following this by now, we're in a porno store with all kinds of porn for your viewing pleasure^_^

So, then we get to the pricing...$42.99 for a single DVD porno. At this point, me and the fellow Smut Lords decreed that the sacred tomes were too rich for our blood. But as a parting gift, I settled for a nice little magazine.

So we all went back to the house and played Capcom vs. SNK 2 until we passed out.

*kinda disappointed at the pricing as the industry of porn is an extremely saturated one. in cases like that, I only have 2 words for such pricing and the people who try to justify it: Bit Torrent*